were dead set against movies, drinking wine, and sex before marriage. In our version of reality, these three were all related—if you drank with your girlfriend, you’d lose your senses and go to a movie and end up having sex. I’m not only making fun of my past, I’m emphasizing how distorted things got—a good, solid Christian was one who didn’t do specific things that were against the rules. It also had to do with what we did—which was go to church weekly, read the Bible daily, and witness as often